HATCH THE
BAD IDEA.
Find a roll. Find a roof.
Make it everybody's problem.
- The pigeon gets a name
- Build our little nest online
- Prepare the first unrolling
One pigeon. Two wings. Zero self-control.
We're taking this whole city off the rails.
And off the roll.

Somewhere above the city a pigeon found a roll of toilet paper. A normal bird would have flown past.
This was not a normal bird.
One rooftop became ten. Ten became the whole block. By sunrise the city was wrapped. And a legend had hatched.
No grand purpose. No secret mission.
Just a bird that really committed to the bit.
THE ENTIRE CITY WAS A CRIME SCENE.Every questionable idea starts somewhere.
Ours comes in four very soft layers.
Find a roll. Find a roof.
Make it everybody's problem.
One bird is a nuisance.
A whole flock is a movement.
New roofs. New mischief.
A spectacular paper trail.
By now the paper is everywhere.
And we're just getting started.
No fixed dates. No wild promises. Just a direction and a suspicious amount of toilet paper.
A flock of beautifully unhinged people.
A shared love for extremely dumb birds.
Your kind of place.